The Best Moisturizer for Your Skin

Some creams actually contain processed male sperm, as semen is known to be a natural moisturizer and skin regenerator. It is said that Cleopatra used a mixture of honey and sperm in ancient Egypt.

Sperm is rich in nutrients such as proteins that help tighten the skin and reduce wrinkles, natural lipids, amino acids, prostaglandins, and other substances that promote skin regeneration, improve blood flow, and facilitate nutrient transfer to the skin. It also contains citric acid, fructose, water, magnesium, enzymes, nitrogen, chlorine, potassium, vitamin B12, phosphate, bicarbonate, zinc, and calcium. Zinc and calcium, in particular, help strengthen and whiten teeth.

Who would have thought, ladies, that your boyfriend might be hiding an almost unlimited supply of one of the best natural skin care products?